Bedroom conversations

A- I am crazy about you, you know that, right?

S- You are just saying that because I am naked.

A-Correct.

……..

A- I can´t believe you have reached this point.

S- What do you mean?

A- We have been together for nearly three years.

S- Oh?

A- Yes. I am very impressed you made it this long.

S- Am I that dysfunctional?

A- Yes.

S- Well, I believe I am still a “work in progress.”

A- Still? Honey, you are going to be a “work in progress” until the day you die!

……..

A- I am crazy about you.

S- I am not naked.

A-No.

S- You are just saying that because you want me to be naked.

A-Yes.

……..

A- Did you whistle?

S- No.

A- Are you sure?

S- Yes.

A- You sure you didn´t whistle?

S- Yes, I am sure.

A- Will you whistle later on?

S- (…)