“Anything you give to a woman, she will take it and make it wonderful.
Give her a sperm and she will give you a baby.
Give her a house and she will give you a home.
Give her food and she will give you an amazing meal.
Give her a smile and she will give you her heart.
She multiplies and magnifies everything you give her…
So if you give her shit… make no mistake:
Get ready and pray, because she will get medieval on your ass!”