Queen of Fucking Everything Award…
I admit it: I have a kind of a crush on Magnhild from antibloggeren, and if I was a lesbian, I would be having one of those crushes involving cigarettes and obscene toys and plenty of red lipstick where you are not supposed to put lipstick on.
But my crush is a more PG rated, and I dig her because she seems pissed off all the time, has a grey blog instead of a pink one, and she is able to laugh at herself.
Anyway, she has nominated me to this award called “Queen of Fucking Everything”, where I am supposed to write why I think I am the Queen of Fucking Everything and nominate some other bloggers who I believe are Queens of Fucking Everything -to do the same.
Right.
Ok, there we go:
I AM THE QUEEN OF:
1.- Sarcasm. Seriously, I hold a black belt and a Master’s Degree on that shit. Letting sarcasm rest is my tongue is as possible as trying to make me enjoy Titanic.
2.- Procrastination. I got the award a few days ago… Right. I have been standing up like 4 times, done partial accounting, fired the oven and contemplating the moon –all since I started writing this.
3.- Take a Spanish one. Here in Norway they have the expression “Ta en spansk en” – something like trying to avoid the rules, try to fool everybody and go around to ditch responsibility.
4.- Clumsiness. Literally. During the snowy and icy wintertime, I basically live on the ground – falling constantly and making an idiot of myself. Not very graceful waxing, plucking or doing personal care on specially on my private parts – many tears have been shed because of that… Not pretty. Also, I drop everything, so don’t trust me with your china or your baby –that may not end up very well… and eventually I may take a Spanish one.
5. Making an idiot of myself. I am not taller than a carton of milk, but man! I am loud, obnoxious and opinionated. For more info read nr. 4.
(break to do several useless things
Ok. Hot ladies I have to pass this on…Uhmm, let see:
http://www.wickedgirlsthinkit.com/
http://absenceofalternatives.com/
PS: Magnhild, you rock!
Congrats on this award! It is one of the most awesome and coolest awards out there! When I saw your post, I wanted to come and congratulate you right away, and I am truly surprised to see mine included. Thank you so much! Now, do you think it is rude to fight you for the title of Queen of Procrastination?! Oh, wait, I will officially file a request to contest just as soon as I am done with these other things…
I believe that is a kingdom that allows maaaaany queens!!!
😀
And all kinds of Queens? 😉
woohoo! this is an awesome award that you so deservedly won and generously passed on to me. however, i believe you left off “queen of the erotica” on your list. i’ve read so many hot stories over here that leave me all dreamy even hours later. in fact, i think we’re due for one. ahem..
That is right, Patty!! “queen of the erotica”
Well… Some may come soon!
Yes yes yes! As usual, Patty spoke the truth. Remember the post you wrote about going under water? I love that one. I told you so already. No pressure though. LOL
AWESOME Award. And thank you so much for including me here. Although I think I may also be the Queen of Procrastination. (meaning: I am horrible about these awards, but I do love to be loved)
XOXO
I adore you, Vapid, and yes, Procrastination seems to be a quite “common” thing…
You are so Awesome and totally deserving of this award! I am totally fucking flattered to be included amongst such an incredible list of ladies! It gets me all wet. Get your minds out of the gutter, I meant teary eyed.
the best for the best, Shawn…
Sarcasm/procrastination — may I share tour throne for these? 😉
Absolutely!!!
hahaha love it!!
Hahaha, that’s a great award – I love it ^_^.
what would you be Queen of? 😀