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beam me up, Lisa…

I often find Lisa sitting on top of the Apple Time Capsule, this automatic wireless backup I have at home for the Mac. She likes to lay her butt there because is nice and warm. I would also like to keep my ass warm there, but I don’t think my boss would appreciate me coming with a broken Time Capsule – our body weight is just different by a couple of kilos considerably different – and then I would have to come up with some lame excuse and you know… I literally suck at telling lies.

So I wonder if Lisa knows is a time machine she is sitting on, and maybe she knows and what she wants is actually to go back in time or something.

But in case she does, where would she like to go? To the Animal Shelter?

When we rescue her, she was living with a sister with some stomach problems that kept shitting herself constantly on Lisa. I know the feeling, and it ain’t a good feeling, so I doubt she would like to go back to that (I know I wouldn’t)

MissAttitude asks sometimes if Lisa misses her mommy. I think about it and I wonder that if she does – and maybe  she wants to back up to the time she had her mother next to her. I want to have my mother next to me also, or even better, I want to go to my mom, just because she lives in Barcelona and with the kind of shitty weather we are having lately, I would also like to back up and go to a warmer  climate.

So! Beam me up, Lisa! Lets pick up your mommy and get the hell out!

PS: and you? where would you like to go, on a time machine?

25 Comments Post a comment
  1. Tom G. #

    Hmm… if I sit on my laptop can you beam me to Barcelona too? Sitting out on the Ramblas and sipping a glass of Spanish wine with lunch sounds really good to me.

    October 19, 2010
    • as long as we are getting the rest of the blog whores we love and follow… we are in!

      October 19, 2010
      • That counts me too, right? ‘Cause Barcelona might be my most favoritest city of all time. But can we go back when Gaudi was alive and watch him designing? Pretty please?

        October 19, 2010
        • Absolutely! Never would leave without you!

          October 20, 2010
        • dufmanno #

          My favorite Barcelona memory was standing in front of the Holy Family church and the buffoon next to me screaming out “IT LOOKS LIKE ASPARAGUS!”
          Then the citizens of Barcelona descended on him in a fiery rage and killed him. Okay they didn’t do that but I had a fun time imagining it.
          Anyway, I’m going to go sit on my clothes dryer now but not because I want to go back in time.

          October 20, 2010
          • Duf,
            does your dryer vibrate?

            October 20, 2010
            • dufmanno #

              Why yes it does. It’s also warm and loving. Wait. No.
              It’s just warm and has a great range of motion.

              October 20, 2010
            • I want to be thin, and in Barcelona with the rest of you whores, drinking wine and sitting on a dryer in front of the church of asparagus? I may be confused.

              October 22, 2010
  2. Wow. This threaded comment is really really threaded. LOL.

    Maybe it is a machine that travels to different dimensions and in that universe cats rule?

    October 20, 2010
  3. I”m not sure where I’d go, but I love that Lisa sits on the Apple capsule. That is great. Can I just sit there too?

    October 21, 2010
    • Sure, but I made up my mind and I am up for sitting in Dufmanno’s dryer: “It’s just warm and has a great range of motion.” she say

      I am all for a “great range of motion”

      October 21, 2010
  4. can i go back to when i weighed 119? (i’m 5’7″)

    October 21, 2010
    • Right on, Patty!… I am up for that also (and exchange my 24 pack for a regular 6 pack…)

      October 21, 2010
  5. To jump into a cat’s brain and learn what they are thinking…

    If I could use a time-machine, I would be busy undoing all of the epic fails and embarrassing moments of my youth…

    October 21, 2010
  6. @Shawn (I write here since I got dizzy reading the letter by letter comment)
    I am planning to have a sidecar like on those old motorcycles, so we can fit as many as possible. The only request, for YOU, is that you bring some of the yummy liquor from Kentucky…

    October 22, 2010
    • I never leave home without it! But we will need to bring the Chopin for Vapid and subWOW, we love them enough to make allowances.

      October 22, 2010
  7. MT #

    Eg skulla gjerne sett Barcelona….
    ….på ei tidsmaskin…mange draumestadar og hendingar,både histotiske og personlege,som kunna vore vel verdt å fått med seg att 🙂
    Andre….hoppar eg gjerne over

    Ynskjer deg gode dagar.

    Marieklem herifrå 🙂

    October 23, 2010
    • Du er en jeg skulle glede meg masse til å reise med 🙂
      jeg kan bli deres personlig “tourist guide” og vise det beste!

      Klem fra Vanilla 😉

      October 23, 2010
  8. MT #

    Åååååå ……sååååfiiint 🙂

    October 23, 2010
  9. So cute! My cat only sits in the window…boring! I would go back and see The Beatles play. I’m sure there are lots of other places I’d go, but that’s the first that comes to mind.

    October 26, 2010
    • OH and I’d stop in a few stores and buy up tons of vintage clothing from the 60s and 70s…I love that stuff.

      October 26, 2010
    • I would truly like to take you, Dennis. The only condition, is that you take an old, old camera, and take pictures, and write some of those fabulous stories you write. 😀

      October 26, 2010

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