beam me up, Lisa…
I often find Lisa sitting on top of the Apple Time Capsule, this automatic wireless backup I have at home for the Mac. She likes to lay her butt there because is nice and warm. I would also like to keep my ass warm there, but I don’t think my boss would appreciate me coming with a broken Time Capsule – our body weight is just different by a couple of kilos considerably different – and then I would have to come up with some lame excuse and you know… I literally suck at telling lies.
So I wonder i
f Lisa knows is a time machine she is sitting on, and maybe she knows and what she wants is actually to go back in time or something.
But in case she does, where would she like to go? To the Animal Shelter?
When we rescue her, she was living with a sister with some stomach problems that kept shitting herself constantly on Lisa. I know the feeling, and it ain’t a good feeling, so I doubt she would like to go back to that (I know I wouldn’t)
MissAttitude asks sometimes if Lisa misses her mommy. I think about it and I wonder that if she does – and maybe she wants to back up to the time she had her mother next to her. I want to have my mother next to me also, or even better, I want to go to my mom, just because she lives in Barcelona and with the kind of shitty weather we are having lately, I would also like to back up and go to a warmer climate.
So! Beam me up, Lisa! Lets pick up your mommy and get the hell out!
PS: and you? where would you like to go, on a time machine?
Hmm… if I sit on my laptop can you beam me to Barcelona too? Sitting out on the Ramblas and sipping a glass of Spanish wine with lunch sounds really good to me.
as long as we are getting the rest of the blog whores we love and follow… we are in!
😀
That counts me too, right? ‘Cause Barcelona might be my most favoritest city of all time. But can we go back when Gaudi was alive and watch him designing? Pretty please?
Absolutely! Never would leave without you!
My favorite Barcelona memory was standing in front of the Holy Family church and the buffoon next to me screaming out “IT LOOKS LIKE ASPARAGUS!”
Then the citizens of Barcelona descended on him in a fiery rage and killed him. Okay they didn’t do that but I had a fun time imagining it.
Anyway, I’m going to go sit on my clothes dryer now but not because I want to go back in time.
Duf,
does your dryer vibrate?
😉
Why yes it does. It’s also warm and loving. Wait. No.
It’s just warm and has a great range of motion.
I want to be thin, and in Barcelona with the rest of you whores, drinking wine and sitting on a dryer in front of the church of asparagus? I may be confused.
Wow. This threaded comment is really really threaded. LOL.
Maybe it is a machine that travels to different dimensions and in that universe cats rule?
Lisa sure would love that (l wouldnt like to clean the litter, though)
I”m not sure where I’d go, but I love that Lisa sits on the Apple capsule. That is great. Can I just sit there too?
Sure, but I made up my mind and I am up for sitting in Dufmanno’s dryer: “It’s just warm and has a great range of motion.” she say
I am all for a “great range of motion”
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can i go back to when i weighed 119? (i’m 5’7″)
Right on, Patty!… I am up for that also (and exchange my 24 pack for a regular 6 pack…)
To jump into a cat’s brain and learn what they are thinking…
If I could use a time-machine, I would be busy undoing all of the epic fails and embarrassing moments of my youth…
no no no…. where is the fun on that? We need stories to tell out grandkids!
@Shawn (I write here since I got dizzy reading the letter by letter comment)
I am planning to have a sidecar like on those old motorcycles, so we can fit as many as possible. The only request, for YOU, is that you bring some of the yummy liquor from Kentucky…
🙂
I never leave home without it! But we will need to bring the Chopin for Vapid and subWOW, we love them enough to make allowances.
absofuckinglutely! booze and tampons are bare necessities!
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Eg skulla gjerne sett Barcelona….
….på ei tidsmaskin…mange draumestadar og hendingar,både histotiske og personlege,som kunna vore vel verdt å fått med seg att 🙂
Andre….hoppar eg gjerne over
Ynskjer deg gode dagar.
Marieklem herifrå 🙂
Du er en jeg skulle glede meg masse til å reise med 🙂
jeg kan bli deres personlig “tourist guide” og vise det beste!
Klem fra Vanilla 😉
Åååååå ……sååååfiiint 🙂
So cute! My cat only sits in the window…boring! I would go back and see The Beatles play. I’m sure there are lots of other places I’d go, but that’s the first that comes to mind.
OH and I’d stop in a few stores and buy up tons of vintage clothing from the 60s and 70s…I love that stuff.
I would truly like to take you, Dennis. The only condition, is that you take an old, old camera, and take pictures, and write some of those fabulous stories you write. 😀