my ten and my “hot” five
I am extremely honored, that this group of funny, intelligent and sarcastic women have been kind enough to include me in their blogging network. I enjoy every second reading them, and I actually wish I had more time just to read some more.
I was tag to do 2 lists, one with the 10 things that make me happy and the other with the 5 characters I would love to get horizontal with. After that, I have to tag 5 people to do the same.
All right, then:
10 THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY
1. – My kids
a.k.a. MissAttitude and LittleDumbass
Despite having considered many times to put them on sale on the classified – or just giving them away on any State Fair, I love my kids with all my heart. I can’t imagine my life without them – I wouldn’t want to imagine my life without them.
2. – My job
My mind runs all the time –sometimes, too much and too fast. Creativity and cooking are 2 strong passions in my life. Awesome it is, that I have a fantastic job as an Art Director on a multinational food company.
3. – AttentionWhore
The man is as big as an IKEA closet. His hands are huge, as his heart, as himself – and l absolutely love that since l am a 1,60m lady. He is a genius with great ambitions in life:
“What did you want to be when you were a kid?”
This one is the most attention-needed man I have ever met in my life and likes to mentally fuck everybody with his wonderful writing –ironically, more women than men. Despite this puts me on alert 24/7, he shows he is loyal to me – or maybe is my collection of Japanese knives or my access to illegal chemical substances he knows I am not afraid to use.
4. – My heels
Yes, call me Imelda. I am a sucker for the red sole or whatever sole having plenty of 0’s on the label.
5. – Music
itunes, Spotify, SoundCloud, WiMP… you name it, I have it! I absolutely cannot live without music.
Music l can’t live without: “Stéphane Pompougnac” and his “Hôtel Costes”; Lounge and House music and, of course, Bossanova is a must.
6. – Sunday dinners
I LOVE to gather large amounts of people on Sundays and cook like a maniac. Nothing gives me more pleasure than doing that on a Sunday – considering AttentionWhore is absent; if not, fuck dinner: I am eating AttentionWhore.
7. – My Apple stuff
I am a geek –NOT a nerd! I love my Mac Pro, my Mac book’s, my iphone, my ipod, my time machine and all those accessories in between… I love gadgets and sometimes I dream on a Hacking Gold Medal.
8. – Water and Bourbon
Or Bourbon and water.
I love to drink water, but moreover, I love to deep myself in it. Nothing can relax me more than that – besides bourbon, but I tend not to mix them together… jaa… flashback of a couple scary moments.
Once I got caught cheating with Tennessee whiskey, but I did swear I’ll never do it again. I swear, I swear!
9. – My digital life
Hello, my name is Silvia and I am addicted to the internet.
10. – My uterus
Or what is left of it. Battling cancer while going through a divorce ain’t no funny shit. I am just glad that eventually my uterus and I made peace so there is not much need of being poked with medieval metal stuff at the OB/Gyn.
5 CHARACTERS I’D LIKE TO DO THE HORIZONTAL WHIPLASH WITH
(Very unfair just 5, ladies…)
1. – AttentionWhore
I know, I know… but I have to post this one because I sometimes doubt he is for real…
This man is a reason my nickname is Vanilla North, and it is because I am way, way far from being vanilla at all. This man has unleashed a monster that was dormant for 41 years and made it hungrier then ever; this man teaches me about Japanese ropes and how to see even when my eyes are close. The man draws maps on my body and on my soul to reach North like no one else.
2. – Viggo Mortensen in A perfect murder
OMG!!! He is so freaking hot! The tension, the passion. He is so confident and sure of his own masculinity. He has the most good-looking face ever and a rocking body. And he has this voice…
3. – Mister X
I found this guy online, I know basically nothing about him, so to me, he is as much fiction as he is real. I don’t know his real name, where is he from or what is his story, but he is hot as hell and his pictures are incredibly lush. What I know is that he has some attitude, captivating eyes, a hard rocking body and a spicy sex taste. This is one of those hard candies one can’t resist to taste.
(!) Ladies, I am sorry but I am not allow to post a picture of this guy. Despite one can’t see his face, he has some body art very easy to recognize and he is not all that comfortable with it. I totally respect that. Does he change his mind, I will post the picture; in the meantime, I found this pic that gives the exact feeling his real pic does… Oh mama!
4. – Julianne Moore in Hannibal
OMG: yes! Was I going to do a her, it would be Julianne without a doubt. Powerful, sensual… ahh! She knows she plays with fire, and she jumps into the game without hesitation.
– Hannibal Lecter: Would you ever say to me “Stop. If you love me, stop?”
– Clarice Starling: Not in a thousand years.
– Hannibal Lecter: “Not in a thousand years”… That’s my girl.
5. – Blair Underwood
I don’t care what movie or show is he on. I have seen some naked pics of him and… well, I have seen some naked pics of him.
FIVE PEOPLE I AM TAGGING TO DO THIS POST
FIVE PEOPLE THAT HAVE DONE THIS POST BUT I AM TAGGING ANYWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL AWESOME
and many more I would like to tag…