shit faced in Shankville

Fantastic.

Apparently, getting shit faced with gin or vodka – or some other “lady drink” – was perfectly ok, as long as you did easy up with the whiskey.

vodka – ok
gin – ok
methylated spirits – ok
ALL THESE combine with KLONOPIN and THORAZINE – absolutely!

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– How´s life in Shankville, bitch?
– As usual, drunk and full of pills.
– Perfect, let´s go to Wallmart stoned!

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Let me put on my pointy bra and shake you a martini, darling.
C´mon! it is soft whiskey (whatever that means)
Is not that you have to swallow…

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… Oh hell! maybe you do – it says it not hard.

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