shit faced in Shankville
Fantastic.
Apparently, getting shit faced with gin or vodka – or some other “lady drink” – was perfectly ok, as long as you did easy up with the whiskey.
vodka – ok
gin – ok
methylated spirits – ok
ALL THESE combine with KLONOPIN and THORAZINE – absolutely!
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– How´s life in Shankville, bitch?
– As usual, drunk and full of pills.
– Perfect, let´s go to Wallmart stoned!
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Let me put on my pointy bra and shake you a martini, darling.
C´mon! it is soft whiskey (whatever that means)
Is not that you have to swallow…
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… Oh hell! maybe you do – it says it not hard.
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OMG!! Too funny! I love whiskey!! I love it hard, smooth, fast and in a glass (get your mind out of the gutter ffs!!)
he he he..
l was in a a bar last week where they served whiskey JUST in one of those little tiny glasses…
l felt so indredibly stupid holding it.
– can l “please” have a non-gay glass?
– nope. Man she was such a bitch.
Ahhhh… my money ain´t good there no more…
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LOVE. THIS.
Pointy bras and martinis? I am IN!!
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xo
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what women were back then be without booze and/or pills?
Um… Where would we be today? lol
I’m not a pill popper- but take my vodka away and look out. My life is too stressful right now to face sober.
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